Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with Harry Potter are we?
A: About 9 3/4
Q: Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?
A: Cause he only has followers, not friends
Q: Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
A: Because it was making him Moody.
Harry Potter Puns: They can Slytherin to any conversation!
I didn't make this, but its one of my favorites: