Happy Nineteen Years Later!
I am totally with the group who wishes that the Epilogue did not exist, sorry.
As Rowan said, the last chapter was just amazing, enough, in my opinion, to just leave the story be. I think that throughout the last book, we knew that Ron and Hermione, as well as Harry and Ginny would end up together (presumably) happy. I would even be satisfied if there had to be an epilogue, but it would instead focus on maybe a few months later, or "Eighth Year" of Hogwarts for some of the characters. Not just make a Nineteen Years jump.
I checked the article over and to my knowledge, I only slightly forgotten about the watch. Maybe being a Quidditch player does pay off.
The only thing that really ticked me off were the names of Harry's children. While I do not mind naming your child after your parents, grandparents or other people you admire, I hated all the names they were given. But that is just me.